Last updated: March 30, 2025
💡 The Quick Version
Pissed! is a tiny tool built to help you reflect on your pee — nothing more, nothing less. By using it, you agree not to take it too seriously, sue me for your kidneys, or try to resell the pee log idea on Shark Tank.
📘 The Legal-ish Version
1. This Is Not Medical Advice
Pissed! is not a medical tool, and nothing on this site or in the emails should be treated as medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If something feels off, please see a real doctor. We love kidneys, but we are not licensed to handle them.
2. Personal Use Only
You may use Pissed! for your own personal, non-commercial purposes.
Please don’t:
- Copy, clone, or resell it
- Use it to prank someone
- Try to reverse-engineer it and sell it to a startup accelerator
3. Data & Privacy
We take privacy seriously. Really.
See our Privacy Policy for full details.
Quick recap:
- We collect your email + pee log data
- We don’t sell or share it
- You can delete your data any time by emailing ilnur [at] hey [dot] com
4. Availability & Bugs
Pissed! is a one-human experiment. Sometimes it might break. Or disappear. Or evolve.
I make no guarantees that:
- The app will always work
- The weekly summaries will always be accurate
- The emojis won’t render weird on your phone
That said, if something’s broken — tell me, and I’ll do my best to fix it.
5. Liability Stuff
By using Pissed!, you agree that:
- You’re using it at your own risk
- I’m not liable for any health decisions you make based on your logs
- You understand this is a playful experiment, not a medical-grade platform
6. Updates
These Terms may evolve (just like your hydration habits). If they change, we’ll update the date above. Continued use = you’re cool with the changes.
7. Contact
Still have questions? Weird feelings? Suggestions?
Reach out: 📩 pissed.app@gmail.com
Just please don’t send me photos of your pee. That’s where I draw the line.