🔒 Privacy Policy
Last updated: March 31, 2025
💧 Who We Are
Pissed! is a lightweight health experiment built by Ilnur — a digital health student exploring fun, accessible ways to care about your kidneys. No big team, no VC funding, just one guy, a pee form, and a love of overthinking things.
🔍 What We Collect
When you use Pissed!, we collect:
- Your email address (to connect your logs and send reminders)
- Your pee log data:
- Color
- Odor
- Frequency
- Optional notes
We do not ask for your name, track your location, or store any sensitive health identifiers.
🧠 Why We Collect It
We collect your email:
- To link logs to the correct user
- To send optional hydration/kidney health summaries
- To enable reminder emails
We do not:
- Sell or share your data with anyone
- Use it for targeted advertising
- Care who you are, honestly
📊 Analytics
We use Simple Analytics — a privacy-first, GDPR-compliant analytics tool that:
- Does not use cookies
- Does not store IP addresses
- Does not fingerprint devices
- Just shows us anonymous stats like page views and top countries
📬 Emails
If you opt in to emails (newsletter, reminders), we use [MailerLite / Beehiv]* to send you:
- Weekly summaries
- Hydration or kidney-related insights
- Pee facts (occasionally weird)
You can unsubscribe anytime via the link in every email.
🧽 Data Deletion
Want all your pee data gone? No problem.
- Email us at ilnur [at] hey [dot] com
- Or fill out this quick deletion form
We’ll delete everything linked to your email within 7 days. No questions asked.
⚖️ Legal & GDPR Compliance
- We collect and process data based on your consent
- You can withdraw that consent anytime
- We aim to comply with GDPR and other privacy regulations in spirit and in practice
🍪 Cookies
- This site does not use cookies
- Simple Analytics does not use cookies
- Some tools like Tally or MailerLite may use technical cookies for performance only
No creepy tracking. Ever.
📬 Contact
Have questions? Concerns? Just wanna say hi?
Ilnur
We take your privacy seriously — even if we talk about pee in public.